Princess Diana's Dandruff

This joke is super dark. It plays on the idea of Princess Diana's tragic death by suggesting her head and shoulders, which are also a brand name of an anti-dandruff shampoo, were found in the glove box of her car.

• Princess Diana
• Dandruff
• Car
• Head
• Shoulder
• Shampoo

• What was the last hat Princess Diana wore? A bonnet.
• How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield!
• What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died? The steering wheel.
• What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.