INS jokes
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
me simpin thinking Sarvente is me in my dreams
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?