INS jokes
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.