INS jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."