INS jokes

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

I've got not much of anything to be honest.

Been in special classes in school.

Not liked by people.

Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.

31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.

Not very smart.

Don't look good.

Hate myself more than anything.

Been a failure at everything in life.

Probably be alone forever.

People treat me like crap.

Can't do anything right.

And the list goes on and on.

So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.

What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?

They both are hanging.

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Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

"Creeper, aww man,"

"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.

Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.