INS jokes
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.