INS jokes
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Me and your mom in the bed.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
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When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.