INS jokes
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Dick in my mouth.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Say "I cup" but in words.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.