INS jokes

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.

She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"

My dog got stuck in my ass, help!

How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Yo momma is like a penny...

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he.

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.