INS jokes
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
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Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
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The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"