INS jokes
You are in the airway, how funny!
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.