INS jokes
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.