INS jokes
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!