INS jokes
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?