INS jokes
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.