INS jokes
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.