INS jokes

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Pop in the toilet.

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"