INS jokes
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???