INS jokes
We forge the chains we wear in life.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
in (DYM 102).
Do nut get in my way.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!