INS jokes

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.