INS jokes
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].