INS jokes

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?

A Kongregation.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

You know what they call pineapples in Paris?

I don't know, what?

Anus.

What do renovators and lesbians have in common?

They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.

Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?

Must be lots of drunks there.

14 girls asked me to go out today!

I was in the ladies' toilets...

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"

You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.

What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.