INS jokes
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.