INS jokes
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.