INS jokes
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!