INS jokes
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
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There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.