Alpha male jokes

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

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