INS jokes
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.