INS jokes

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

I'll put white in your smile.

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.