INS jokes
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.