INS jokes
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van!
It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go, but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come.
We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! "Hey they want to party with us!" Timmy yelled over the whooping. "Party van!" I yelled.
Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said "P O L I C E” on the side.
We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. "Isn’t that right mommy?"