A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
Priest and Rabbi at the Sandbox
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you chucklehead. You clearly lack the critical thinking skills of a badger because you didn't get the joke. The priest's question is gross and implies a harmful action. The rabbi's reply isn't about being practical, it's a crude joke. He's suggesting the priest needs a 'tool'. Get it now?