INS jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do Lindsay Clancy and Jane Doe have in common?
Neither could walk after what they did.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."