INS jokes
I'm in school shooting. #USA
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
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Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.