INS jokes
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"