INS jokes
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.