INS jokes
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
I looked in the mirror.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.