INS jokes
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.