INS jokes
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.