INS jokes

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

What do orphans and homework have in common?

Everybody forgets about them.

Replace the v in Venus with a p.

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!