INS jokes
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Only in London underground lol
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.