INS jokes
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"