INS jokes
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.