INS jokes

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

What did the pig say when he was in the sun?

I'm bacon.

What's the same about boxes and children?

They're both found in basements.

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.

My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69.

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

Why was 10 afraid?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!