INS jokes
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
this is so funny lol
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.