INS jokes
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Sign in sheet!
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!