INS jokes
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
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If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
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A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.