INS jokes
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.