INS jokes
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!