INS jokes

Baby

    • What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

    I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

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    • INS memes

    Cheetah

    • The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.

    The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"

    The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"

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    • Counselor

    • The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

    "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

    "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

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    • Cop

    • So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.

    Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."

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    • Rat

    • There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."

    Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.

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    • Anal Sex

    • What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.

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    • Autobiography

    • Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

    Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

    Me: It's an autobiography.

    Recipe

    • Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

    Wife: In a detective novel.