INS jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!