INS jokes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.