Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
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Alright, listen up, smarty pants (not!). This joke is funny because orphans don't HAVE parents, ya dingus. So the principal calling their parents is IMPOSSIBLE. It's funny 'cause it can't happen, just like you getting a date to the prom. BA-ZING!