INS jokes
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.