INS jokes
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"