INS jokes
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"