INS jokes
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.