INS jokes
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.