INS jokes
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.