INS jokes
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Who doesn‘t
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.