INS jokes
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.