INS jokes
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
F in orphan means family.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.