INS jokes
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
I hate wearing a mask in public.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.