INS jokes
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*