INS jokes
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.