INS jokes
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.