INS jokes
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.