INS jokes
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...