INS jokes
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
F in orphan means family.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.