INS jokes

I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!

How do you bury a prostitute?

In a Y-shaped coffin.

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?

A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

F in orphan means family.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.